Feel sorry for
Jerryd Has Been Terrybl
I calculated the PER (Player Efficiency Rating) to date. Conclusion: Terrybl (Jerryd, Travis, Ike); Meh (LaMarcus); Good (Greg, Serg, Rudy); Gods (bROY, Shavs, Batum, Martell)
Player/Pre-Season/Last Season
LaMarcus Aldridge/16.9/18.5
Greg Oden/18.3/NM
Jerryd Bayless/6.5/NM
Brandon Roy/32.4/19.4
Sergio Rodriguez/14.7/9.0
Travis Outlaw/12.5/15.7
Rudy Fernandez /16.8/NM
Shavlik Randolph/28.6/15.6
Nicolas Batum/33.6/NM
Ike Diogu/7.6/17.2
Martell Webster/28.4/12.0
Joel Przybilla/13.6/12.3
I’m just saying…dude dated Lauren from The Hills in the summer of 2007 and then came out and killed it for the Blazers. Stick with me. In 8 games he was 1st in Player Efficiency, 1st is Effective FG %, 1st in Defensive Rebounding %, 1st in Total Rebounding %, 1st in Defensive Rating. Link
Bond. James Bond. Click thru for the punch line.
Martell. Not bad really.
